This past Saturday the two youngest boys, Eric – 17 and Jacob – 14 went to the mall to see a movie with friends. After being at the mall for a few hours they called for a ride because they were ready to come home. A few minutes later they called to say they were going to stay a little longer.
Why? One of Jacob’s friends – a girl – arrived at the mall. As Jacob and the young lady made their way through Sears with the young lady’s family they arrived in the tool section. The father picked up a 20″ chainsaw, looked over to Eric as he held the chainsaw and said, “Which would be better to be holding on the front porch, this chainsaw or a shotgun.” Eric responded quickly, “The shotgun has a better range.”